Down the rabbit hole

SoNo, fOme...E raiva a relações de vizinhança. É aqui, é em Estremoz, é em todo o lado. Giro giro, é que os inquilinos vão mudando e o som vem sempre da mesma casa...Será defeito de construção? É que até ressonar oiço!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eu sei quando dormem, quando vão ao wc (e o que estão a fazer lá, banho, ou...bem, até os dentes oiço escovar!), quando lavam a loiça, estendem roupa, etc etc etc. Quanto ao outro, esse é um caso sério de estupidez. Lá só me preocupo com o do lado, normalmente esquerdo. Porque sua excelência deu em martelar as 10 da manhã se sábado e domingo, até a casa toda tremer. Parecia um sismo. Ah, a Kitty não pode ladrar, mas ele pode fazer isso?


The guy upstairs is such a freak.
for five years now i've had a leak.
what does he do up there?
All day long he "sleeps all day"
then he goes out and comes home
in the most intoxicated way.
As far as i can tell, he juggles bowling balls
but he's not good at it.
He moves his furniture then at six am
he pulls out the vacuum cleaner
to suck his room.
The guy downstairs is also crazy.
he spent some time in an institute.
it did him not much good
He's off his medication
and he starts screaming
"Virgin Mary, you fucking alien!"
According to him Jesus Christ smokes crack
and other sundry things.
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings,
won't let me sleep.

Please, kill that man upstairs.
if you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing,
won't you sweetheart?
Please murder that man upstairs.
if you want to be my friend
you'll have to prove you mean it.

I used to think that rent control was a good idea
until i moved here. now I'm the only sucker
paying more than a humdred bucks a room
And i'm surrounded by lunatics who don't
even need a moon
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings
won't let me sleep...

Please, kill that man upstairs.
if you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing,
won't you sweetheart?
Please murder that fuck upstairs.
if you want to be my friend
you'll have to prove you mean it.

Then there's the lady across the hall
who always knows what's going on
and Machu Pichu down the stairs
who is selling crack from door to door.
14B are refuges and 14A transvestite whores.
But you know who is coming home
He's falling up his drunken stairs...

Please, kill that man upstairs.
if you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing,
won't you sweetheart?
Please murder that fuck upstairs.

...if you want to be my friend
you'll help me get a good night sleep

Voltaire - The Man Upstairs (não haver video no youtube!)